tunnnelsnakesrule:

zombieinmybutt:

tunnnelsnakesrule:

jesscats:

josh hutcherson’s parents are probably called josh hutcherdad and josh hutchermom

actually their names are chris hutcherson and michelle hutcherson

So tell me, 

When did you graduate from Killjoke University?

2004 i was valedictorian 

(Source: pizza)

tittymonsta:

h00tmonster:

h00tmonster:

deverassupimpa:

idrewaprettypicture:

eli-knightofdoom:

more-than-50-fandoms:

thankyoubasedmeguka:

when people yell at you for stuff you can’t control

“stop being so nervous”

“there’s nothing to even worry about”

“stop raising your voice”

“why are you being so sad”

“stop apologizing so much”

“Stop thinking so much”

“Stop being shy”

“stop being so awkward”

“stop coughing”

(Source: guregguru)

ostolero:

smartblonde317:

ostolero:

becoming an adult is weird

it’s like

wow i can drive a car and set my own schedule

wow i can go online and buy 50 dragon dildos

wait 

did i stutter

gettingcrazywiththecheezewhiz:

In the winter I sleep with twelve blankets on.

In the summer I turn on a fan then sleep with twelve blankets on.